Here we will present to you some of our favorite things, Oprah-style (AHHHH!!!). But we're not gonna count them or anything... that's just tedious. (Sorry this description doesn't jive with our title.)
Also, the deal's as follows: Will Leitch writes using the royal we and we happen to admire him (perhaps that makes us young and naive)... but that has become our adopted style, take it or leave it.
P.S. Speaking of grammar, don't forget your Oxford Commas!